Horse wankery…
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His educational career began interestingly enough in agricultural school, where he majored in animal husbandry, until they caught him at it one day.
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Answering the question, can there be too much extra credit.
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In very traditional majors like that, certain things are expected. It’s animal wifery they draw the line at.
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I never thought I’d see the day when Boing Boing disappointed with insufficiently precise horse-fapping terminology.
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I know, right? Ain’t nobody got time for him pleasuring himself in this way.
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It’s funny because if you want to wank a horse you should go up to it and hold it’s head in your hands and whisper some sexy sexy cowboy talk to it. I’m guessing.
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They wanted me to go to rehab but I said Neigh, Neigh, Neigh.
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Given the size and strength discrepancy, that seems only prudent. However, as others have pointed out, the topic is not about wanking a horse, but wanking on a horse. No, that’s not clear either. Wanking at a horse? Wanking adjacent to a horse?
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heh, heh. Reminds me of a joke I first heard in high school.
Two men walking down street see dog in yard licking his privates.
First man says “Wish I could do that”.
Second man says “Better pet him first and see if he’s friendly”.
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Actually by law he’s not allowed to live within 5 miles of a stable.
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Talk about a dang reach around!!!
OK, I just read all the comments and there is a certain level of presumption going on that is not entirely accurate.
Years ago I was going out with this girl who worked on a local racehorse stud. I think she was unusual in a male dominated industry as she was in fact the stud master there. One day I was out at the farm and she had set up a mare to receive a stallion - and boy are they hung. She told me how it was her job to “prepare” the stallion - yep masturbate it somewhat (or a lot I dunno). She also helped with the insertion. Notably, I have not seen a lot of male stud masters on these pages admitting to this angle of their job - understandably. But then after all, the kind of stuff that goes on in agriculture, chewing off sheep’s balls ( a past practice) or inserting your arm down to the shoulder in some cow etc. is kinda standard procedure to them and gobsmacking to us. As a post script, she also mentioned she had been chucked out of this prestigious Ag college over some scandal that occurred in the stables but would not go into what it was. The mind boggles.
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And you didn’t marry her???
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So, if the horse has a ticket, and produces it en route, not a problem.
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That’s a different article:
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Doesn’t he have a computer? Hell, he wouldn’t even need pornhub for that.
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doesn’t matter how much bull semen you give a woman, they’re like pokemon (can’t interbreed)
“I am the studmaster. Are you the seedkeeper?”
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I hope everyone notices that this guy was arrested two times more than Louis CK.
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