Hot Pockets made cargo shorts with literal hot pockets

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Just here to ensure this gets posted:
napoleon dynamite GIF

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Well, it’s about time!

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Yeah, but cleaning out the pocket is going to be… troublesome.

I’ll pass; I can make something out of existing cargo shorts with a removable insulated liner so that I can clean the thing out properly when the Hot Pocket food item inevitably leaks cheez sauce (or marinara, or whatever fluid is in it) out.

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I can tell these are made for the folks who wear shorts in 20 degree weather in western ny.

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I need Pringles to make a cargo short so that they can hold a whole tube of them. Not because I want Pringles, but only so that the overall length of the short runs from my hip to past my patella, as I’m 1.91 m tall and I can’t find a short that doesn’t stop 15 cm “short” of that length.

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