"How can the moon reflect light if it is a rock?" excellent self-own

You don’t like peanut butter on sandwiches, or just that particular brand?

Never mind; you already answered.

To each his, her and they own; but it still beats almond butter - that stuff is just wrong.

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I mean but like, what about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

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I dont like peanut butter in any form, on sandwiches or in Reese’s. Curiously I like peanuts just fine. I didnt grow up with it. I think I was 17 when I first had it and my palate was fairly set by then.

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That is odd; maybe it’s a texture issue?

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That has a lot to do with it. I have the same issues with pumpkin. Again, didn’t have it until I came to the USA at 17.

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[Stab gesture]

[Pull the knife out gesture]

[Lick the blade gesture]

[Crazy eyes]

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

PS Freshly milled roasted peanuts (smooth or creamy), with no other ingredients.

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ZOMG You are my people! (Seriously, I love almonds, but almond butter is like a transporter accident.)

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I’m all about the organic peanut butter spoons, but peanut butter on toast is a pretty good thing, and I think technically that qualifies as a sandwich. I have not had a PB&J in a loooong time but now that I am thinking about it, I want one NOW.

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Peanut butter and ghelly, please.

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I was gonna ask; Peanut butter is pretty much a traditional staple of children’s food over here, unless peanut allergies are involved.

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Which is odd as it started as an adult thing and was a favorite for soldiers in WWII

The real question is does it reflect light?

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The oil on the surface might be reflective under the right conditions, but the actual substance itself is dense enough that x-ray scanners at the airport cant “see” through it.

(Don’t ask.)

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Genesis 1:14-18. Talks about god creating a greater light to rule the day and a lesser light to rule to night.

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5 years between posts.

Did you get too close to the edge?

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After being connected to a “social security agent” during one of those “IRS has suspended your social security number” phone frauds on Thursday I answered his opening query with

So, do you f+ck the goat or does the goat f+ck you?

I considered it no small victory when, after a pause, the scammer responded

F+ck you

before disconnecting the call.

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But only oven cleaner is terrible to put in a stir-fry.

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I agree about peanut butter, ate it as a side dish with a spoon. Right up until it decided to kill me. Now I am left with almond butter as a very poor substitute. I actually prefer cashew butter, but it is really hard to find.

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Isn’t Roundworld technically on Discworld?

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Unless that sandwich is PB&J on Vanta Black, yes.

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Oooo! I don’t know if I have that! If I don’t, I most certainly have not read it.

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