Re-enactment of @beschizza in the kitchen…
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Oh c’mon. That’s obviously @beschizza in an oversized high-chair. Baby son my foot.
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I had a stone-topped coffee table about 20 years ago when my eldest was a toddler. I’d put these sticky silicone bumpers on it so he wouldn’t hit his head on the corners or edges.
At first contact, he very carefully removed them and handed them to me with a solemn look, which I took to mean “You should look after these. They look important.”
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Black bean soup. 
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I don’t think @beschizza understands that some things just need to be ■■■■■.
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You were so cute. What happened? 
That’s my son, 20 years ago. As for me - it ain’t the years, it’s the mileage.
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Wow, Rob; your kid looks just like you, except more adorable.
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if it was hot washed and re-used it would have foxed you not…!
Yeah but let’s see a baby with a soul try that.
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You win for today. 
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Just throwing down for big Plates Defeating Strong Suction Silicone a little early, 'e is. Can’t walk into a Plates Defeating without a salesdrone casually chatting about Strong Suction Melamine and larding on with the silicone thing now. I just wanted a little nihilism and it’s all Big Defeat and Suction…is this a good place to say I’m going nowhere with this…now.
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The issue isn’t the plate’s durability. The problem is the kid (an most kids) like to pickup the plate and make a mess.
Ever see those crime movies where they have a room covered in tarps to make murder cleanup easier. That’s really the only way to feed a toddler without food getting on your ceiling, walls, clothes, hair, cat, etc.
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That, or a completely tiled room, like an abattoir, to just hose it down.
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