Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/26/how-long-will-it-take-my-baby.html
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I don’t want to be seen in this community as a “brown-noser” but it is your kid, dude. You’re something of a legend.
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You did the video in portrait just to annoy certain BBS members didn’t you @beschizza?
Also cute kid.
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What an outstanding baby! Good work, @beschizza! We expect great things from this tiny happy mutant in the future…
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Hot glue. Or just save time, have your kid eat out side on a washable tarp. Kid and tarp clean up with powerwasher set on low.
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We bought these mini clamps to keep our silicone tray down https://www.amazon.com/DEWALT-DWHT83191-Small-Trigger-Clamp/dp/B00PHIMHII?SubscriptionId=AKIAILSHYYTFIVPWUY6Q&tag=duckduckgo-ffab-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=B00PHIMHII
We carry them with us along with a travel silicone tray, and while it might seem a bit overkill the setup is extremely sturdy.
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The kid will eventually figure out how a keyboard will defeat anything.
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Much less time than it took to open the safe, I reckon.
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Our kids defeated similar.
Ended up going with eating straight off the table until they outgrew picking up the plate.
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Clearly, @beschizza should have waited until Alfy was born to let him try it!
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Speaking of babies and suction…
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Rivets…the solution to the problem is rivets. If you rivet the kids hands to the arms of the chair, he can’t pick up the plate. I’m a genius.
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You can buy some cheap plates at the dollar store…
“This Dowton Abbey pantomime grows tiresome. I shall be eating directly from the tray as is my custom, and if there is to be any apology for that, it will not be mine”
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He is. But to be fair, that gallery of pics of @beschizza 's kid getting stymied is also a growing legend.
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You have made a powerful enemy on this day. 
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But his eyes! They’re just eyes! Are we sure this is a real @beschizza?
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You have apply saliva onto the suction cup to make if effective.
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