How long will it take my baby son to defeat the Strong Suction Silicone Plate?


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/26/how-long-will-it-take-my-baby.html


#2

I don’t want to be seen in this community as a “brown-noser” but it is your kid, dude. You’re something of a legend.


#3

You did the video in portrait just to annoy certain BBS members didn’t you @beschizza?

Also cute kid.


#4

What an outstanding baby! Good work, @beschizza! We expect great things from this tiny happy mutant in the future…

clapping-quark


#5

Hot glue. Or just save time, have your kid eat out side on a washable tarp. Kid and tarp clean up with powerwasher set on low.


#6

We bought these mini clamps to keep our silicone tray down https://www.amazon.com/DEWALT-DWHT83191-Small-Trigger-Clamp/dp/B00PHIMHII?SubscriptionId=AKIAILSHYYTFIVPWUY6Q&tag=duckduckgo-ffab-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=B00PHIMHII

We carry them with us along with a travel silicone tray, and while it might seem a bit overkill the setup is extremely sturdy.


#7

The kid will eventually figure out how a keyboard will defeat anything.


#8

Much less time than it took to open the safe, I reckon.
:wink:


#9

Our kids defeated similar.

Ended up going with eating straight off the table until they outgrew picking up the plate.


#10

Clearly, @beschizza should have waited until Alfy was born to let him try it!


#11

Speaking of babies and suction…


#12

Rivets…the solution to the problem is rivets. If you rivet the kids hands to the arms of the chair, he can’t pick up the plate. I’m a genius.


#13

You can buy some cheap plates at the dollar store…


#14

“This Dowton Abbey pantomime grows tiresome. I shall be eating directly from the tray as is my custom, and if there is to be any apology for that, it will not be mine”


#15

He is. But to be fair, that gallery of pics of @beschizza 's kid getting stymied is also a growing legend.


#16

You have made a powerful enemy on this day. :neutral_face:


#17

tenor


#18

That definitely sounds like a ‘Tom Poston’ solution!

:slight_smile:


#19

But his eyes! They’re just eyes! Are we sure this is a real @beschizza?


#20

You have apply saliva onto the suction cup to make if effective.:thinking: