How to 3D-print your own sex toy

Originally published at: How to 3D-print your own sex toy | Boing Boing

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your own sex toy

I was born with one, so thanks, but no thanks.

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I’m trying to work out how this article could be even more BB. Maybe if it was a workshop that ran at Burning Man

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If it was banana-shaped and secured in a case that had to be opened by the lock-picking lawyer, then destroyed by the hydraulic press people…

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Sand, in my sex toys? It’s more common than you think.

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If the end product was taller than the 11’ 8" bridge.

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Unfortunately I don’t think I have an appropriate bingo card for this topic.

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… “If they had been going a little faster they would have made it all the way.”

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So for peak Boing it needs to be a workshop on safecracking with a banana at Burning Man delivered by the lockpicking lawyer, inside is a 3d printer printing the sex toy, and the safe is bigger than the 11’8’’ bridge.

Not gonna lie, I want to see LPL non-destructively open a lock with a banana now.

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Thankfully, no eyes.

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Followed by a bunch of comments that “I can find this cheaper elsewhere, and at better quality.”

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They should have lead with that headline -“How to make your own Bad Dragon-esque sex toys.”

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It’s ribbed for your pleasure.

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And you can use the toy to sharpen knives or to season a cast iron pan

(Hey we haven’t talked about knife sharpening in a while).

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I was prepared to come talk about body-safe materials and the dangers of large rigid toys, but left pleasantly surprised.

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Choice of article image is…

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This isn’t a shop post?

Surprised Season 2 GIF by Big Little Lies

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Needs a @frauenfelder headline, “This 3D-printed sex toy has become my favourite kitchen tool, and just might change your life”.

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tenor

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