Originally published at: How to 3D-print your own sex toy | Boing Boing
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I’m trying to work out how this article could be even more BB. Maybe if it was a workshop that ran at Burning Man
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If it was banana-shaped and secured in a case that had to be opened by the lock-picking lawyer, then destroyed by the hydraulic press people…
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Sand, in my sex toys? It’s more common than you think.
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If the end product was taller than the 11’ 8" bridge.
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Unfortunately I don’t think I have an appropriate bingo card for this topic.
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… “If they had been going a little faster they would have made it all the way.”
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So for peak Boing it needs to be a workshop on safecracking with a banana at Burning Man delivered by the lockpicking lawyer, inside is a 3d printer printing the sex toy, and the safe is bigger than the 11’8’’ bridge.
Not gonna lie, I want to see LPL non-destructively open a lock with a banana now.
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Thankfully, no eyes.
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Followed by a bunch of comments that “I can find this cheaper elsewhere, and at better quality.”
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They should have lead with that headline -“How to make your own Bad Dragon-esque sex toys.”
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It’s ribbed for your pleasure.
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And you can use the toy to sharpen knives or to season a cast iron pan
(Hey we haven’t talked about knife sharpening in a while).
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I was prepared to come talk about body-safe materials and the dangers of large rigid toys, but left pleasantly surprised.
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This isn’t a shop post?
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Needs a @frauenfelder headline, “This 3D-printed sex toy has become my favourite kitchen tool, and just might change your life”.
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