How to 3D-print your own sex toy

Back in my day, we had to go down to the village forge, and get the blacksmith to pound one out…

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That’s what the toy is there to help with in the first place though!

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You should go to the pottery maker ask them to make you one. Offer to glaze it yourself!

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And also, ouch.

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That safe must also have carpet inside.

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I don’t want to know how it got dank.

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Not only that, but…

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Not going to google it, but I bet “sexy sweaty blacksmiths” is a thing…

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