How to behave in an elevator

This is hardly original. University of Pennsylvania linguist William Labov published work on this in the 1960s, finding similar results.

It’s like David Sedaris’s writing about performance art. And also his writing about being on meth.

“Fish out of water…”

Bushes, tents, sleeping hippies, overdosing scouse charvers, there’s plenty of stuff to piss on there.

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It depends on whether or not there is a urinal in the elevator.

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