How to Lick Pimples


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#2

I was pleasantly surprised that in this case the word lick meant to win against the pimples. Considering how the internet works, it could have been so much worse.


#3

On the one hand it would have been nice to not spend part of my adolescence walking around with one giant zit masquerading as a head. On the other hand my dermatologist did enjoy being asked to the prom.


#4

I don't know if he is a real Doctor...


#5

That seems more like a complaint we'd hear from Donna than Martha.


#6

See also: "Dickie: Disgusting Old Acne Fetishist" in Daniel Clowes' Eightball


#7

It's frustrating how, no matter how much I age, some days I still wake up with this problem. Having pimples, I mean -- not licking them. Couple of days ago, it was like my face had rolled back 30 years and not in a good way.


#8

One does not lick pimples. One sucks.


#9

How to lick pimples:

First, close your eyes...


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