How to Lick Pimples




I was pleasantly surprised that in this case the word lick meant to win against the pimples. Considering how the internet works, it could have been so much worse.


On the one hand it would have been nice to not spend part of my adolescence walking around with one giant zit masquerading as a head. On the other hand my dermatologist did enjoy being asked to the prom.


I don't know if he is a real Doctor...


That seems more like a complaint we'd hear from Donna than Martha.


See also: "Dickie: Disgusting Old Acne Fetishist" in Daniel Clowes' Eightball


It's frustrating how, no matter how much I age, some days I still wake up with this problem. Having pimples, I mean -- not licking them. Couple of days ago, it was like my face had rolled back 30 years and not in a good way.


One does not lick pimples. One sucks.


How to lick pimples:

First, close your eyes...


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