Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/13/yep.html
You, too, can eat your chocolate just like a scavenger!
As long as it’s not the cheap
shi stuff. Last thing you’d want is an Anus Horribilis.
@Melizmatic, without question you are the undisputed champion of timely, dead-on reaction gifs. Just had to say that.
Because… well, what do you say about Edible Anuses?
I just hope that chocolate isn’t tainted.
So it’s not an image of the Hittite god Anus? I’m disappointed.
All anuses are edible… If you’re brave enough.
The pedant in me wants to argue points about mastication and digestion being inherent in how ‘edible’ something is, but the cynical smartass in me is like:
Heh heh… they made a sex joke!
For people who’ve experimented with rimming, this candy might serve as an inside joke, an intimate reminder of a different gift exchange. And for everyone else, it’s just a “yuk! Gross!” reaction that only reinforces the idea that if it freaks you out, then you never expect you’ll ever want to try it.
Myself, I wish they’d gone a little farther with the flavors, maybe mint chocolate or orange chocolate.
If you’ve eaten a Slim Jim (or other cheap sausage) you’ve eaten anuses.
I almost went for it
But I opted for the stuffed blobfish instead
My daughter calls her “Shud”
After this mermaid…