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…waiting for the pocket rocket innuendo…
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Hope it’s a lot more satisfying than the pocket billiards game I used to play in math class in jr. high.
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This is what we used to use the disgusting jellybean flavors for: slingshot ammo. Bonus that the ammo is biodegradable.
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Wondering if anyone has hijacked an airplane with a crossbow made of innocuous parts.
Better yet a mentos coke gun.
Or something that directs the power of a shorted lithium battery.
It is hard to eliminate all ways of storing energy for quick release.
I wonder how much more power you’d get with one of those punching balloons.
innuendo? It damn near came out the other side!
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Actually pocket slingshots are one of the greatest pieces of technology after invented by man, they have so many great uses.
I guess I have to admit I often use mine to play little tricks on people.
For examples sometimes I will put syringes full of drugs into a pocket and then slingshot that pocket into a police officer’s or a politician’s pants.
One time after I assassinated a famous mafioso I threw the other gunsels off the scene by shooting the pocket with the gun I used into a wise guys vest coat, and then I managed to turn suspicion on that guy.
Anyway everyone should have one of these things.
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Braggart.
I love that he shows the intended use of the plumbing parts before making them into something fun.
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The TSA just banished balloons and all plumbing connectors from carry-ons. They are still studying the Skittle threat…
When a man is as great a shot with a pocket slingshot as I am that he can land three pockets into a pair of clown pants at 200 meters and not have the clown even aware of it, not to brag of such an accomplishment would be false modesty.
Although I have to admit I once lost a penny from a pocket I was shooting at my banker, so I’m not as great as I could have been /humble braggart
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