Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/07/15/how-to-play-doom-on-your-fleshlight.html
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“Rapid heating”? Ah hell no!
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Hmmm… DOOM, fleshlight, where is this going? O yeah, it’s like that one movie.
Don’t get too familiar with the cursed cube…
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But it is “telescopic” and “voice”. I think the rapid heating is to cauterize the penis stump once you say the wrong word and the telescoping mechanism rips your dick in half.
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Play DOOM on all the things!
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I suppose the passion for seeing what weird things one can play Doom on is better than the inverse of this article, in which we read about brave and creative folks seeing what weird things one can turn into masturbatory tools. Thats an entirely different blog that likely requires a medical consultant in addition to a moderator.
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Just please don’t confuse your DOOM-playing fleshlight for your DOOM-playing toothbrush.
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Maybe this is just me being way behind the times, but… why does it even have a screen to begin with?
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“First you have to root your firmware,” he said in Australian.
That’s in the video: to show status of the controls, and for, um, displaying images to assist with performance. Whether it needs a screen is another question, but that’s what it’s meant to be doing with it.
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Controls?? They have controls?
Yeah, definitely behind the times.
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There are various settings, including vibrate, pulse, juggle, masticate…
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That’s not an answer…
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Can they network the fleshlights? For DOOM, that is.
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And of course, “RIP AND TEAR!”
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Good way to spice up a stale LAN party!
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