CAM 1: [Pilot flying] Losing control of trim. Can you find that YouTube video?
CAM 2: [Pilot monitoring] The Mentour one we watched the other week?
CAM 1: Affirmative.
CAM 2: Got it. I had it bookmarked. That dog is so cute … Look at his little face. Look at his face!
CAM 1: Never mind the dog. Just fast-forward to the bit where he says what to do.
CAM 2: Skipping dog. Searching …
CAM 1: Nose still dropping.
CAM 2: Shit. Shit. Shit.
CAM 1: What’s happening?
CAM 2: I went too far. It’s started playing another video.
CAM 1: Well, go back then!
CAM 2: It’s playing an ad. I can’t skip the ad for another 30 seconds.
CAM 1: Swipe backward.
CAM 2: Fuck. Now it’s showing me a neo-Nazi video about Comet Pizza.
CAM 1: Shit. Try to find it on Daily Motion or something.
CAM 2: “This video has been removed due to a copyright claim by Sony Music.”
CAM 1: We’re fucked, aren’t we?
HOT 1: [Terrain Alert Warning System] Terrain. Pull up. Terrain. Pull up.
CAM 2: Youuuutuuuuuuubbbe!
HOT 1: (sound of TAWS continues, along with stick shaker noise, until impact)
Recording ends.
