Huffing Boing Boing

Short shorts not dead

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Floppy Tube quickly pops skin off baby panda triplets.

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A collection of pot from its artistic glory days of the 1960s

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Profile of Ferguson Village miracle cool nuclear Olympic fun pot abuse booklets. Hooray! It’s an insane way to draw artistic glory of the 1960s. Aloha, you’re free.

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Hooray! The next Neal Stephenson dick-pic has been announced.

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The power of @daneel compells me:
Floppy Tube: Former NSA spook resigns from Naval War College in dick-pic scandal

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‘Aloha shirts’ from vintage kids’ sheets

The Mysterious Condom in “Dick-Pic Scandal!”

Worst. Superhero. Ever.

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(Mask not included.)

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Worst? He saves lives before they are born.

He’s more than a hero, he’s a hipsterhero.

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would. buy.

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The Mysterious Condom is Terrible Because It is “Too Big to Function”

Shades of this BBC article, perennially revived under the “Most Shared” column.

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George RR Martin says fans ask for more two-headed dolphin sex scenes

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I cannot love that enough!

Muppet crackdown, a gripping tale of the Earth under siege

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I am shocked to find that there is actually nobody making Aloha shirts out of reclaimed sheets on Etsy. In fact, even typing that in to google seems to break the internet.

You must use the Googlefu:

Looks like I need to make a post.

EDIT: Posted.

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Two-headed dolphin washes away patent trolls

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Even if the dolphin had three heads?

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Powerful, you have become…

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