#Don’t edit this title; there’s a game devoted just to doing that.
This thread will be a partial archive of edits to that one.
Continuing the discussion from SRSLY YOU GUYS ARE ALL A**HOLES:
I grabbed the following list by going to my notifications, opening page-inspector, selecting the element that held the notifications, copied the innerHTML, then edited it down with regexes.
Perhaps somebody could automate this, but I’m the only non-admin who has access to my own notifications.
This is list includes some duplicates, and some other mistakenly captured activity (should be scrubbed better once automated and perfected).
I grabbed the following list by going to my notifications, opening page-inspector, selecting the element that held the notifications, copied the innerHTML and saved that to a file.
I now have a little node.js app that processes that file and outputs markdown/Discourse code.
ta-da!
More technical notes plus code
My serve, is it? Ping! @ April 28, 2015 8:07pm
5th Annual BoingBoing BBS Ping Pong Tournament @ April 28, 2015 9:48am
Untitled Donald Peterson Mad Max style game. Please wait for details. Please keep waiting. Hold on. Aaaaaaand… nope, please wait @ April 27, 2015 11:07pm
Badass Penguins of the Antarctic Region - Sign up now! @ April 27, 2015 8:54pm
Badass Space Dragon 3 - Sign up now! @ April 27, 2015 12:26pm
We need a Sustainable Title Policy @ April 27, 2015 1:21am
Watashi wa tatemonode wa naku, tabemono o sanshō shite kudasai @ April 26, 2015 6:57pm
Https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/194/456410371_f1e6bbc44e.jpg @ April 26, 2015 6:52pm
More blog posts about buildings and food @ April 26, 2015 5:05pm
In ur threads, stealin ur glory @ April 26, 2015 3:43pm
Trollbots! Trollbots everywhere! @ April 26, 2015 1:13am
Saaaaaaad Puuuuppppiiieeees aren’t much fuuuuuuuuuuun @ April 25, 2015 11:11pm
Give a Hoot, Don’t Pollute. -Woodsy @ April 25, 2015 10:32am
@ April 24, 2015 6:13pm
Hey, stop making fun of our tearlessness. That really hurts. Do you know how hard it is when you can’t cry over the fact that your lawn is brown and your car is dirty? Please, be kind. Love, the Californians @ April 24, 2015 3:53pm
This post sponsored by the National Hiatellidae Society. Don’t forget: Geoducks are people, too! @ April 24, 2015 10:26am
Google Maps @ April 24, 2015 7:27am
Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpULO6PeN5g @ April 24, 2015 7:05am
We’ll think and fold our universe and have no song, for what is song but a moment captured? @ April 24, 2015 6:46am
Come dear, let’s abstract. we’ll think and fold our universe and have no song @ April 24, 2015 6:27am
Https://vimeo.com/31798848 @ April 24, 2015 4:02am
Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0 @ April 24, 2015 3:19am
Request for discussion of legality of @codinghorror action @ April 24, 2015 12:59am
Poll: With her lips she said “So this is a story all about how…” @ April 24, 2015 12:59am
Well… nice one @codinghorror, I guess, but shouldn’t I be flagging your ‘post’? @ April 24, 2015 12:58am
Lyrics And this I know his teeth as white as snow What a gas it was to see him Walk her everyday into a shady place With her lips she said @ April 24, 2015 12:29am
This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays @ April 23, 2015 10:53pm
How to perform card tricks like a pro @ April 23, 2015 10:46pm
Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdIRrmNN_CQ congrats on making another orbit around the sun @ April 23, 2015 9:27pm
Except for you, @othermichel. You’re fired. No Happy Birthday for you @ April 23, 2015 9:21pm
Except for you, @othermichel. You’re fired @ April 23, 2015 9:15pm
I suppose you’re all wondering why I asked you here today. Well, you’re all being remixed. Doesn’t that sound wonderful? @ April 23, 2015 4:40pm
The Answer Man has had enough. Hey you kids, get off my lawn! Didn’t your parents teach you how to behave? @ April 23, 2015 9:47am
Who can ever have enough questions? @ April 23, 2015 9:36am
Do we have enough questions then? @ April 23, 2015 4:35am
Do you want to play answers? @ April 23, 2015 12:41am
Ambassador from England: The sight is dismal / And our affairs from England come too late. / The ears are senseless that should give us hearing, to tell him his commandment is fulfilled,/ That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead @ April 23, 2015 12:22am
The latest rage for kids is driving and entire neighborhoods crazy. It’s called a whistletip @ April 22, 2015 11:38pm
They’re kind of old… They’re in a bubble… They eat massive amounts of limburger cheese and they smell funny @ April 22, 2015 11:20pm
First prize is a Caddilac Eldorado, second prize is a set of steak knives, third prize is you’re fired @ April 22, 2015 10:51pm
This is like playing calvinball with palm wine drinkard @ April 22, 2015 10:49pm
Good question. What the hell AM I doing here, anyway? @ April 22, 2015 10:44pm
Maybe it’s me @ April 22, 2015 10:42pm
I miss Justin the quahog @ April 22, 2015 10:42pm
That would have worked better if not for the ad @ April 22, 2015 10:37pm
Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ @ April 22, 2015 10:27pm
“John Wayne Is Big Leggy” is a controversial song written by, and recorded by the band Haysi Fantayzee @ April 22, 2015 10:11pm
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? @ April 22, 2015 10:02pm
How are you still alive? @ April 22, 2015 9:18pm
Well, I drank all the rubbing alcohol. AMA @ April 22, 2015 9:14pm
Well, I drank all the liquid smoke. Please don’t be cross @ April 22, 2015 9:11pm
But how do you do? I see I have frightened you—sit down and tell me all the news." @ April 22, 2015 9:08pm
Bakit mayroon ka na kumilos sa paraang iyon? @ April 22, 2015 9:07pm
David Hasselhoff - I will have nothing more to do with you and you are no longer my friend, @ April 22, 2015 8:55pm
In Finland grandpa discovered his special purpose - I really believe he is Antichristian @ April 22, 2015 8:50pm
In Scandinavia grandpa discovered potent drug (6) - I really believe he is Antichrist @ April 22, 2015 8:47pm
In Scandinavia grandpa discovered potent drug (6) @ April 22, 2015 8:46pm
But I warn you, if you don’t tell me that this means war, if you still try to defend the infamies and horrors perpetrated by that Antichrist @ April 22, 2015 8:45pm
Lucky for the Bonapartes, no one else wants those estates @ April 22, 2015 8:43pm
Well, Prince, so Genoa and Lucca are now just family estates of the Buonapartes @ April 22, 2015 8:40pm
We went into their feet and smoothed out their meat so that we’re just a dream that’s good to eat @ April 22, 2015 8:21pm
We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we’re just a dream to them @ April 22, 2015 8:19pm
The next morning, I awoke alone, finding only a note on the pillow. “Left to join the circus.” @ April 22, 2015 8:03pm
That night she cradled me in her arms and soothed me; told me what I needed to be told; strengthened me. On that night of 12 May 1994, I needed that love Cherie gave me, selfishly. I devoured it to give me strength. I was an animal following my instinct @ April 22, 2015 7:55pm
I’ll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic. See if I can track an IP address @ April 22, 2015 6:59pm
Like I’ll get any results from a FOIA request @ April 22, 2015 6:53pm
Foo-licious comm cisterncy ester knobgoblin offal tell mined @ April 22, 2015 6:52pm
Just FOIA the NSA logs for copies of the titles @ April 22, 2015 6:46pm
This is also not a pipe and No one is keeping track of these titles @ April 22, 2015 6:45pm
Ceci n’est pas une pipe Ce est un corps hyperréaliste peinture sur @OtherMichael @ April 22, 2015 6:44pm
ég mun aldrei gleyma því @ April 22, 2015 6:42pm
Gleymdu ekki kæstur hákarl @ April 22, 2015 6:36pm
Rauði vagninn þarf að vera fyllt með fiski og bensín @ April 22, 2015 6:32pm
The dark night gave me black eyes but I see them, nonetheless, looking for light @ April 22, 2015 6:25pm
We’re no strangers to love @ April 22, 2015 6:24pm
Sometimes we swim around / like two dolphins in the oceans of our hearts:heart: @ April 22, 2015 6:22pm
<This Title Left intentionally Blank> @ April 22, 2015 6:20pm
To je pro všechny milovníky venku @ April 22, 2015 6:20pm
Pc load letter @ April 22, 2015 6:19pm
Yo querio taco bell? @ April 22, 2015 6:18pm
¿Que tal, amigos? @ April 22, 2015 6:15pm
I can’t hear you over my diamond earplugs! @ April 22, 2015 6:13pm
Schadenfreude @ April 22, 2015 6:12pm
At what point do perks of a position become a bunch of elitist swine flaunting their status? After the 86th edit revison @ April 22, 2015 6:10pm
Content blocked by your organisation: SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITY @ April 22, 2015 6:10pm
At what point do perks of a position become a bunch of elitist swine flaunting their status? @ April 22, 2015 6:09pm
Tell one, tell all; all one, let tell @ April 22, 2015 6:09pm
Hey Poster of the Stuart Lyrics, did you know Rodney Anonymous follows me on twitter? 
@ April 22, 2015 6:09pm
Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. ¬_¬ @ April 22, 2015 6:08pm
Http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/2/25/1393332260687/polo2-011.jpg @ April 22, 2015 6:05pm
Can’t remeber my last title, so it will not be added to the archive @ April 22, 2015 6:05pm
Http://s982.photobucket.com/user/ColorMePinkWithSparkles/media/dancingchicken.gif.html @ April 22, 2015 6:04pm
Marco?! @ April 22, 2015 6:03pm
Right then! I’m gong to see The Avengers! @ April 22, 2015 6:03pm
You know what Stuart, I like you. You’re not like the other people, here in the BBS @ April 22, 2015 6:00pm
It won’t let me edit the title. Oh, wait, now I can. Never mind @ April 22, 2015 5:59pm
They are building landng strips for gay martians! @ April 22, 2015 5:59pm
You will not believe what the queers are doing to our soil @ April 22, 2015 5:58pm
Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong @ April 22, 2015 5:57pm
В͒͐̃аз̄ͩ͑̾о͑͌̚р̇̇ͨаͪт̎ͨ̉ͪи͒̑ ͬ̌ͥ̎̐Б̂̐аͭ͋̈х͑͌̎̓̄шҳоͪ̋и̑ ͫМ̍̆ари͐͂́нͦͩͮ͗͗оͣͦ̏̎ͣ͛ – how you no get invalid? @ April 22, 2015 5:53pm
В͒͐̃аз̄ͩ͑̾о͑͌̚р̇̇ͨаͪт̎ͨ̉ͪи͒̑ ͬ̌ͥ̎̐Б̂̐аͭ͋̈х͑͌̎̓̄шҳоͪ̋и̑ ͫМ̍̆ари͐͂́нͦͩͮ͗͗оͣͦ̏̎ͣ͛ @ April 22, 2015 5:52pm
Rand Paul hates this one weird trick @ April 22, 2015 5:51pm
Watch as an adorable puppy with a prolapsed rectum falls asleep in its food dish @ April 22, 2015 5:51pm
See this video of an adorable inside out kitten @ April 22, 2015 5:46pm
See this video of an adorble inside out kitten @ April 22, 2015 5:46pm
So, any title we use will stop BB from using it should they write an article with that title in the future? @ April 22, 2015 5:44pm
thủy phi cơ của tôi là đầy đủ của lươn @ April 22, 2015 5:39pm
Bears! óÔÔò ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ óÔÔò Bears?! Why not Zoidberg?! ⊂8彡 @ April 22, 2015 5:38pm
̨̤͕͓̤̝̳̄̋͂ͬ̂́ ̷̰̪̾ ̶͔̣͈̾̑ͩ̾͐̀ ̻͔͖̰̥̽̈̐̇͑ @ April 22, 2015 5:38pm
Bears! óÔÔò ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ óÔÔò @ April 22, 2015 5:34pm
▁ ▂ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ’ⓢ ⓞⓚ, ⓦⓔ ⓕⓞⓡⓖⓘⓥⓔ ⓨⓞⓤ. █ ▇ ▆ ▅ ▄ ▂ ▁ @ April 22, 2015 5:31pm
Sorry! இڿڰۣ-ڰۣ— @ April 22, 2015 5:28pm
┌∩┐(‿|‿)┌∩┐ screw you guys - I’m outa here @ April 22, 2015 5:24pm
Do flags rouse the mods? If so, apologies and we’ll do something else. 
@ April 22, 2015 5:22pm
Please state your answer in the form of a question @ April 22, 2015 5:20pm
Making posts in the spirit of things that will soon not exist. ;p …why aintchu flagging me? @ April 22, 2015 5:16pm
This ability will be taken away in 3… 2… 1 @ April 22, 2015 5:16pm
Making posts in the spirit of things that will soon not exist. ;p @ April 22, 2015 5:15pm
I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can’t prove anything @ April 22, 2015 5:12pm
Https://i.imgur.com/HpRvJ5I.gif @ April 22, 2015 5:08pm
Https://i.imgur.com/HpRvJ5I.gif @ April 22, 2015 5:08pm
How many edits can one post have before discourse falls over, @codinghorror? …notthing to do with full URL in title I hope @ April 22, 2015 5:06pm
How many edits can one post have before discourse falls over, @codinghorror? @ April 22, 2015 4:38pm
Http://www.cutecatgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/facepalm.gif @ April 22, 2015 4:37pm
OK, Where? @ April 22, 2015 4:36pm
Title goes here @ April 22, 2015 4:34pm
Not I. And I’m a Regular. I was keeping my eye on the recent threads @ April 22, 2015 4:32pm
So who all got a notfication of my change? @ April 22, 2015 4:31pm
Do you want to build a snowman? @ April 22, 2015 4:30pm
Anyone for Tennis? @ April 22, 2015 4:26pm
Http://goo.gl/OoaYnr @ April 22, 2015 4:23pm
Star Wars! Mad Max! @ April 22, 2015 4:22pm
At least it’s interesting. Keep up the good work @ April 22, 2015 4:21pm
Does @OtherMichael have nothing to do but make up games? @ April 22, 2015 4:20pm
Plop plop plop @ April 22, 2015 4:16pm
Everybody has AHOLES @ April 22, 2015 4:15pm
Still tryin’ to quit you! @ April 22, 2015 4:12pm
Seriously Y’ALL ARE ALL AHOLES @ April 22, 2015 4:12pm
