It's a BoingBoing Conspiracy!


Ever feel like something shady was happening on BoingBoing? Are those Amazon Affiliate links just a wee bit too suspicious? Share your concerns here.

Conspiracy Keanu, Philosoraptor, or other appropriate memes are allowed, but not required.

What the hell is going on in this image?
Did you ever want to play questions?
Did you ever want to play questions?
Why is everyone's avatar getting a blue circle?
Wake up Sheeple!
Wake up Sheeple!
People who feel out of control of their lives are more likely to believe in conspiracies
How to make a minimalist stereo with an old phone and a $20 amp
Chemtrail activists want Marriott hotels to remove wall art
They Buried the Lede!
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Satanic Temple required protesters to pledge their souls to Satan as condition of entry
Waaaah! I've got my daily limit on likes! [post your own]
Why is the "18th century book of satanic illustrations" comments closed?
You can start making your own games today. Yes, you!
Did you ever want to play questions?

What if this family zine was being used to promote the projects and interests of friends, family, and loved ones?


What if @OtherMichael actually hates games?


It has something to do with @TobinL, parenting, and Area 42, but I’ll be damned if I can figure it out.


What if the questions thread is designed to distract from this conspiracy thread?


What if the answers directly correspond to the questions?


What if all these games are just a subtle way to get you to break the rules and create more entries for The List?


What if it was all an elaborate joke gone wrong?


What if it was all an elaborate joke gone right??



I notice every time Jade Helm '15 is mentioned, @xeni is nowhere to be found. Hrrrmmmm…


Oh my lord, I’ve never heard of that and now am completely fascinated. Why isn’t BB covering the conspiracy theories?

an international operation aimed to seize people’s guns, recently closed Wal-Marts used by the military to stockpile supplies for Chinese troops who will be arriving to disarm Americans

Isn’t Makers set in abandoned strip-malls? Doesn’t the publisher support radical gun-control measures?? Ever notice that Mark buys and awful lot of stuff made in China???


We are covering this.

:game_die: Would You LIKE to Play a Game? :video_game:


What about the queers building landing strips for gay martians?

:game_die: Would You LIKE to Play a Game? :video_game:

What if @ActionAbe and @OtherMichael have switched identities? OR!!! What if they were the same person all along? What if they are both joinly @falcor?


What if zombies are real, but they’ve managed to blend into the rest of the population?


That would explain a lot really.


Diversion! Everyone stay the course!


No I’m not! Er… we’re not- or no! I’m not! No. We’re. Definitely we’re.