Did you ever want to play questions?


#7067

Do you have a backhoe I can borrow?

Will I be able to get my security deposit back after I dig the basement?


#7068

Having listened to and loved tapes and records of the shows, wasn’t I thrilled, at the small-town college where my dad was the library director, to be introduced to an old professor who had written scripts for The Shadow radio show? And wasn’t I too shy and foolish to ask him about it?


#7069

Why am I laughing so hard at this?


#7070

…hello?

Is there anybody in there?


#7071

Is your self-ban over?


#7072

Or is he just part of the Conspiracy?


#7073

What if I AM the conspiracy?


#7074

Because reasons?


#7075

Aren’t we always? Didn’t we miss you? Don’t you need a big ole hug?


#7076


#7077

#NO JOB NO HUG

right?


#7078

What?!? But why wouldn’t he get hugs anyways?


#7079

Would that explain everything?


#7080

How did I accumulate so much stuuuuuuufffff?


#7081

Amazing isn’t it? Even when stuck in an apartment?


#7082

Can you find matches?


#7083

And didn’t I get rid of a boatload of crap before we moved into this place four years ago?
On the plus side, hasn’t my limited budget been responsible for keeping the accumulation of more possessions from growing exponentially? And didn’t we get rid of unused kitchen stuff when we had a small-scale bug infestation last year? So really, am I just complaining about the fact that I own things and they need to be packed into boxes?


#7084

Haha, why must you tempt me so?


#7085

Can’t you see that I’ve been where you are and realized that you probably don’t need all that stuff?


#7086

You’ve been in my apartment?