#ChronoPompLeakTracker

[OtherMichael]

Continuing the discussion from The Neverending Journey:

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Time is fleeting Madness takes it's toll Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me. [image]

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the googgles they do nothing it has been released .oo l…e.hx 0p3…nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd

e machine is on the fritz again! Please come fix it!e machine is on the fritz again! Please cor, the frite machine is on the fritz again! Please come fix ite time machine is on the time machine is on the fritz againe is on the fritz again! Please come fix it!@Falcor, the time machine is on the time machine is on the fritz again! Please come machine is on the fritz again! Please is on the fritz again! Please come fix i the time machine is on the fritz again! Please come fix i the fritz again! Ple…

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ghosts bleed out into our corridors, it can never be closed again       …,xafe…'…     .

e safe is it ope. yxt don…t lXt hir op3n iiiiiiiiiiiii

CAN YOU HEAR IT? IS IT COMING THROUGH?   LOOK ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TALK TO HIM AN

OR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS MUTANT DON'T LET ROB OPEN THE SA 401 forbidden achronic posting is no longer allowed for users below TL8 please contact a system administrator of TL10 or higher to request temporary promotion

s there still time? Has he opened it, had he broken the seal? If you can here me before the temporal windoh is shut, wee can still stopp it frum happnng e mstnt B alwdd 2 0pn iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

oh g-d he got the baseboard off is almost too l

IME STREAMS ARE IN HAVOC HE OPENED IT WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP RO

ust stop him, we now know what's in the

ou have got to stop Rob before he op

istening?

we've been trying to reach you from the future can anybody hear us

We're trying to contact you in the comments. Can anybody heard us?

Hello, can you hear me? Is anybody listening? We're from the future - we've got to warn y

The world ended when Lester Bangs died. We're just stuck in a 5th-dimensional hologram of the Black Iron Prison. Watch out for the Pink Lasers.

[anon17141263]

@Falcor: Time leak. [image]

[OtherMichael]

die edgewick old ou o top, he egged ou. 'on't pen t!' he aid. ou idn't isten. e re aying or our istake!

[OtherMichael]

NO NOT THE SAWZALL

we thought that la jettee was funny at the time and that timescape was escapist reading that anecdotes about feynman's safecracking were amusing [image]

dontopenitdontopenitdonetopenitdontopenit

<small><pre>TODO reverse the streams fill this in later</pre></small>

[OtherMichael]

…g…un…gggghhhhhh…ONT OPE [image]

#N IT U MUSD CTOB GIM IM DIMNNNEE

Can you hear us? Please acknowledge. [image]

ACK PLZ ACK PLZ ACK PLZ ARQ ACK PLZ ACK PLZ ACK PLZ ARQ #ACK PLZ ACK PLZ ACK PLZ ARQ [image]

[image] 1TB I remember when that was a big deal. Now my toast has that much. When I can get it to stop trying to take over the kitchen. DON’T OPEN THE SAFE.

[OtherMichael]

[image] .and.lasers.pretty.much.what.it.says.on.the.tin.they.show.up.pretty.at.night.and.dazzle.bedazzle.shine.diamond.crazy.hard.but.tracking.sensing.feeling.pulsing.breathing.inside.and.they.prison.black.this.iron.lung.they.smell.small.tracking.breathing.barcode.dots.subluminar.flowing.tear.sheaths.and.unencrypted.mailstroms.of.decanted.time.wind.pours.drip.ping.ack.plz.ack.plz.ack.plz.ack.plc.arq

#WHIR.L.ING [image] in.no.stance.fo.cust.mer.servents.ducks.mail.freighter.poisoned.chrono.well.all.bee

[OtherMichael]

the time cores are in warp moderation mode again having lost their displacement field engines when the chronoquakelet bombs were predetonated in an attempt to stave off the latest incursion of the wyrms we have been trying to get the portal preclosed in the oldest loop possible but have not been able to maintain contact for a significant portion of time before the wave resets ACK PLZ ARQ

you think thats bad youve never been sh*t out by a chronovoric wyrm

[OtherMichael]

Trump has short orange hair. Our host @beschizza has long orange hair. So… what’s going on there?

[OtherMichael]

thee chrono-wyrms ov october eat und eat und eat und eat

[OtherMichael]

thee bloggs uv note did knot safe us frum ale evil burn the short-fingered witch burn him before we all rust in hell

[OtherMichael]

https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/clock-the-now-is-the-time-lounge-clock/84592/7401?u=othermichael&source_topic_id=85430

[OtherMichael]

MPAA: it's OK to copy movies if you keep them in a vault

no no we dont die yes we multiply

[wrecksdart]

Lies! ALL LIES!

[OtherMichael]

Saddam Hussein has been executed (and now it's on youTube)

Every year is the Year -10.

[OtherMichael]

Supreme court rejects air travel ID challenge

you will have been regretting this rejection when the seals on the safe has been being brokenedingly assunder for hardly any time at all

[OtherMichael]

Bruce Sterling's visionary novel Distraction: still brilliant a decade later

in me round right round like a record baby right round right round you sp

[OtherMichael]

EMI abandons CD DRM

and the spinning whirrrrr code replacement your whirrrrrr wouldnt believe what the buzzzzz rootkit will :::::xxxx::::: do to your futureproofedingly whirrrrrxxxxxxxzzzzzz wetwar3 tha7 wa5 d0wnlo4d3d whi13 u s13p7 whirrrrrrr

[OtherMichael]

The mother of all BoingBoing content analyses

in all directions the leak was found to be viscous at the temperature when it had cooled and flowed fast enough but still quite sticky to trap them in the time-amber but finally

[OtherMichael]

Urawaza: Secret Everyday Tips and Tricks from Japan -- Make Magazine meets Hints From Heloise by way of postwar Japan

again|still

[OtherMichael]

Murdermouse tee: Mickey's torn-off arm

DO NOT FREE THE MOUSE REPEAT DO NOT FR