Does it matter to you if you live nowhere near Des Moines?
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Mm-hm. Not at all suspicious.
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What if zombies are real, but they've managed to blend into the rest of the population?
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OMG, the last one is the best one somehow, cause dude’s just walking along with (what I assume is) an RPG on his shoulder, NBD!
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What if the banana posts are all a part of the Chiquita conspiracy, and Cory is just a shill for Big Musa. Just look at it!
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How do YOU carry your RPG?!?
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[goes back to check for affiliate links]
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Dare I mention the conspiracy that shall not be mentioned (cough) VB (/cough)
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Without my cellphone in my face? I imagine if I ever used one, it would be something like this…
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Oh. I was envisioning something more along the lines of a Chanel bag. But, as your gif demonstrates, being in the field and able to look up howstuffworks.com is not a bad idea.
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What if this is some sort of comment-farming initiative?
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What if this thread is part of the conspiracy, and even I don’t know that I’m in on it?
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The best conspiracy is one that absorbs the theorists without their knowing.
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Well then, they’ve already won.
http://bbs.boingboing.net/t/do-you-want-to-play-questions/
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When we were around 4K somebody found a meta.discourse.com thread about “what happens when we reach 1K comments?” 4 or five people had to automate comment posting to get that far.
#amateur hour
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