Does it matter to you if you live nowhere near Des Moines?
Mm-hm. Not at all suspicious.
OMG, the last one is the best one somehow, cause dude’s just walking along with (what I assume is) an RPG on his shoulder, NBD!
What if the banana posts are all a part of the Chiquita conspiracy, and Cory is just a shill for Big Musa. Just look at it!
How do YOU carry your RPG?!?
[goes back to check for affiliate links]
Dare I mention the conspiracy that shall not be mentioned (cough) VB (/cough)
Without my cellphone in my face? I imagine if I ever used one, it would be something like this…
Oh. I was envisioning something more along the lines of a Chanel bag. But, as your gif demonstrates, being in the field and able to look up howstuffworks.com is not a bad idea.
What if this is some sort of comment-farming initiative?
What if this thread is part of the conspiracy, and even I don’t know that I’m in on it?
The best conspiracy is one that absorbs the theorists without their knowing.
Well then, they’ve already won.
When we were around 4K somebody found a meta.discourse.com thread about “what happens when we reach 1K comments?” 4 or five people had to automate comment posting to get that far.