Ikea may not kill animals, plants, or supernatural beings after all.
Battle of the butt-in-the-air shirtless, grapefruit-juice-drinking men
British landlord rented Goldfish room “that could only be entered on a motorcycle”
Little girl plays with a machete (video, GIFs)
Whale vaginas are brutal/primitive
Giant rubber whale vaginas off Los Angeles coast
Insane Bad Little Girls Die Horrible Deaths at California school: and other tales of dark fantasy
Hedge funds gave Mugabe $100M for genocide, got child-specific antipersonnel mines in return
School superintendent asked girls to bend over during dress code check and other tales of dark fantasy
Procrastination may be about GIF-loops
Opiate underwear claims life A Victorian poisoning mystery
Judge: SWAT team can't claim immunity after using 9-year-old with Uzi
Coroner protip: "Stop resisting arrest"
Jackhammer Jill is apparently not a cat.
Which Hellraiser movies inspired a cult following?
Brew coffee 19th century style with a steam-powered RC tank
Stupid, intellectually dishonest critique of public indecency
Intellectually dishonest critique of Anita Sarkeesian packaged in a bible
Video: Astronauts on the ISS look down on Toddler fight club