Huffing Boing Boing


#250

I can’t love that enough!


#251

Lab-grown penises record set, 1090 feet


#252

Oh man I was just waiting to see what headline would come out of that penis story. No pun intended.


#253

Twin Peaks insists it didn’t take sides.


#254

Cops knock out pony who walked in to English police station smoking a cigarette

The officer is quoted as saying “It was neigh good for his health, so I fucked him up”


#255

What skulls and skeletons being remotely wiped means for law enforcement (and for you)


#256

Solar-charging your car and suspicion in small towns

Doesn’t seem far-fetched, sadly.


#257

Anybody else familiar with the @TwoHeadlines bot?

source code


#258


#259

I hadn’t see that two headlines bot - thanks for pointing it out. What I actually want is code that actually writes the articles of the headlines we mash - I would totally put out a zine based on that.


#260

Drunken man, attempting to steal Yoda, inadvertently falls from roof, killing boy


#261

Wendys employee training video encourages shower peeing


#262

Hitler sighting over Florida

(am I doing this right?)


#263

WATCH: Shitfaced Mozart’s “Eine kleine Nachtmusik”


#264

Cory’s a meth head.


#265

[How state anti-choice laws let judges humiliate vulnerable teens][1]: [Murderer celebrates release from 30-year term, kills mother][2]

Well, that was dark.
[1]: How state anti-choice laws let judges humiliate vulnerable teens
[2]: Murderer celebrates release from 30-year term, kills mother


#266

Monster leech “a pocket full of miracles”

(sorry)


#267

[Monster leech swallows][1] [ LA bus passenger][2]
[1]: Monster leech swallows giant worm
[2]: LA bus passenger: "Don't mess with me, I have ebola."


#268

Bono sorry for “scratching” device


#269

Bono sorry for compulsively pleasuring himself upon stuffed horse