Huffing Boing Boing

I can’t love that enough!

Lab-grown penises record set, 1090 feet

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Oh man I was just waiting to see what headline would come out of that penis story. No pun intended.

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Twin Peaks insists it didn’t take sides.

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Cops knock out pony who walked in to English police station smoking a cigarette

The officer is quoted as saying “It was neigh good for his health, so I fucked him up”

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What skulls and skeletons being remotely wiped means for law enforcement (and for you)

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Solar-charging your car and suspicion in small towns

Doesn’t seem far-fetched, sadly.

Anybody else familiar with the @TwoHeadlines bot?

source code

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I hadn’t see that two headlines bot - thanks for pointing it out. What I actually want is code that actually writes the articles of the headlines we mash - I would totally put out a zine based on that.

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Drunken man, attempting to steal Yoda, inadvertently falls from roof, killing boy

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Wendys employee training video encourages shower peeing

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Hitler sighting over Florida

(am I doing this right?)

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WATCH: Shitfaced Mozart’s “Eine kleine Nachtmusik”

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Cory’s a meth head.

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[How state anti-choice laws let judges humiliate vulnerable teens][1]: [Murderer celebrates release from 30-year term, kills mother][2]

Well, that was dark.
[1]: How state anti-choice laws let judges humiliate vulnerable teens
[2]: Murderer celebrates release from 30-year term, kills mother

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Monster leech “a pocket full of miracles”

(sorry)

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[Monster leech swallows][1] [ LA bus passenger][2]
[1]: Monster leech swallows giant worm
[2]: LA bus passenger: "Don't mess with me, I have ebola."

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Bono sorry for “scratching” device

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Bono sorry for compulsively pleasuring himself upon stuffed horse

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