Oh man I was just waiting to see what headline would come out of that penis story. No pun intended.
Cops knock out pony who walked in to English police station smoking a cigarette
The officer is quoted as saying “It was neigh good for his health, so I fucked him up”
I hadn’t see that two headlines bot - thanks for pointing it out. What I actually want is code that actually writes the articles of the headlines we mash - I would totally put out a zine based on that.
Cory’s a meth head.
[How state anti-choice laws let judges humiliate vulnerable teens][1]: [Murderer celebrates release from 30-year term, kills mother][2]
Well, that was dark.
[1]: How state anti-choice laws let judges humiliate vulnerable teens
[2]: Murderer celebrates release from 30-year term, kills mother
[Monster leech swallows][1] [ LA bus passenger][2]
[1]: Monster leech swallows giant worm
[2]: LA bus passenger: "Don't mess with me, I have ebola."
