Huffing Boing Boing

I hadn’t see that two headlines bot - thanks for pointing it out. What I actually want is code that actually writes the articles of the headlines we mash - I would totally put out a zine based on that.

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Drunken man, attempting to steal Yoda, inadvertently falls from roof, killing boy

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Wendys employee training video encourages shower peeing

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Hitler sighting over Florida

(am I doing this right?)

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WATCH: Shitfaced Mozart’s “Eine kleine Nachtmusik”

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Cory’s a meth head.

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[How state anti-choice laws let judges humiliate vulnerable teens][1]: [Murderer celebrates release from 30-year term, kills mother][2]

Well, that was dark.
[1]: How state anti-choice laws let judges humiliate vulnerable teens
[2]: Murderer celebrates release from 30-year term, kills mother

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Monster leech “a pocket full of miracles”

(sorry)

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[Monster leech swallows][1] [ LA bus passenger][2]
[1]: Monster leech swallows giant worm
[2]: LA bus passenger: "Don't mess with me, I have ebola."

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Bono sorry for “scratching” device

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Bono sorry for compulsively pleasuring himself upon stuffed horse

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Russian tattoo police dressed up like Die Antwoord

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Obama administration has secured new possibilities [for] board games

or

Apps bring 526 months of jail-time for leakers

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Documentary about an artist’s relationship with stuffed horse

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Florida man Hallowe’en costume

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Gamergate predicted the Pumpkin Spice Latte

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Sorry but this needs a pic;

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There were too many to choose from!

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The “weirdest lock on earth” has a key like a tiny Wii U EULA, Nintendo will kill-switch it

Given how modern hardware and modern EULAs work these days, this doesn’t seem too far-fetched…

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