There were too many to choose from!
Given how modern hardware and modern EULAs work these days, this doesn’t seem too far-fetched…
I’ve also heard it said that they don’t want to know the way home.
However, they may be justifying their refusal to ask for directions.
It’s not like when I was a kid; they’ve changed, man. Given into political correctness. The last con I went to? There were, like, three war criminals there, two tiny little tables in the back corner. And they weren’t even Nazis. Khmer and… Georgia, maybe? Pathetic.