Worst euphemism ever.
He was actually wearing a holiday Weenie Warmer
a last-minute gift idea:
Huh, Walmartwoman, stay away from me
Walnart woman, mama let me be
Don’t come hanging ‘round my door
I don’t wanna see your ads no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time buyin’ crap with you
I’m not sure which of these is worse:
##IT’S RUSSIAN CHRISTMAS!!!
In this episode of Huffing I will be fixing a headline…
Should we allow recursive huffing? This could get dangerous.
That depends on how many infinite recursions it takes to change a light bulb.
That’s a mighty small penis. I think it’s actually a butt-plug.