Huffing Boing Boing

Georgia to execute a traveling band of evangelical resurrectors

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I suppose you have to get them all in one fell swoop, otherwise, well, you know…

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Second career of choice for disgraced cops: The Dark Lord’s Handbook

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Reminds me of this:

 

 

 

CURSE YOU, FANTASY TIM POWERS! EVEN IN MY DREAMS YOU DEFY ME! <shakes-fist-at-sky/>

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Kickstarter funded gesture input ring is World’s best jar lid opener

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Wow. I hadn’t paid full attention to this thread since it started while I was on internet-hiatus, but I was startled to to see that the first link you used featured my half-brother Mick Garris, from his old interviewing days, with a few of his Masters of Horror buddies. He won’t thank me for sharing this, especially on the day before his birthday, but he’s also the first face you see in the upper left corner on http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/

It’s fun to see those guys when they were so young.

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ITS ABOUT TIME

DEAR G-D THE END IS NIGH

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I think the next bot should be able to photoshop - I would like to see a turret mounted Kate Peirson!

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Try as I might, I couldn’t find a suitable image to accompany this headline.

Ok, actually I just wanted to google “Kate Pierson mounted”

Edit: waetherman!!!

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Puppies with guns are like living TASERs

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The bot is getting smarter…

Pirate schools are a big problem, I hear.

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I could definitely see this one getting some BoingBoing front-page action from CD (also: now I’m hungry):

 

Does thinking of CIA agents as furries humanize or de-humanize them? (or, It’s a gasser!)

 

Makers are getting out of hand (or, I think I saw this on Etsy)

 

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The bot’s got some good stuff. The recursive stuff is funny sometimes, but more often it’s not. I mean, like when it’s funny it’s really funny and when it’s not it’s really not. I wonder if it should be prohibited from using each term more than once.

I really like the 3D printed dress made from 3316 pet raccon.

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Ex-CIA chief Michael Hayden would like you to know that he is frightened by pineapple

I assume that it has something to do with being force-fed via one’s bum – or perhaps it goes back to his covert ops days…

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Is it ethically okay to gift-wrap a cat for Christmas


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:pig::policeman:

:fearful:

:gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun:

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