It begs the question – where do you even buy 9.5-foot werewolf statues?
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IIRC, Home Depot.
No, I’m not kidding.
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Don’t forget sacrifices to Satan! (just kidding)
This feels like a Sally Forth story arc
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At least it was the city that issued a warning and not a Home Owners Association. HOAs in the USA have been known to sell of peoples houses right from under them for violations like this and the worst part is it is completely legal.
“Get rid of that werewolf or we’ll sic our vampires on you”?
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Watch out, there’s a festive lycanthrope on your lawn!
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My neighbors across the street have had their skeletons up for the past few years. It is great. They decorate them for each holiday. I’m less fond of the summer holiday decorations, because they tend to lean a bit heavy on the flag motifs, but the spring holidays are a blast.
They definitely provide a lot of options.
Big box home improvement stores in late summer and early autumn and Spirit Halloween. If you have a good oddity or curiosity shop you can sometimes find the human size statues year round.
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And their Karen was perfect!
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They’re sloooowly putting in the fiber cable. On many lawns, by the street, they have little cages of metal posts wrapped in orange plastic snow fence, to protect their pits.
I want to get an inflatable alien and drop it in, ready for the morning school drop-off swarm.
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