Human-shaped lead sarcophagus found under the floor of Notre Dame Cathedral to be opened. Cue heavy metal music.

You want a lead coffin- it prevents zombie hulks.


Experts from Egypt have expressed interest in excavating the site in a suitably respectful way.

Seems to me that Death Metal would be more appropriate.

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Now I’m sorry that I watched this version of 12 Monkeys.

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I mean yeah. Those are pretty basic professional standards we adhere to. That doesn’t mean it’s grave robbery.

This is not going to end well.
@Dennis_el_Campesino Why do you have to ruin things with facts? This was supposed to start the great vampire revival.

Sorry, its a personality flaw… I’m hyper-literal.

Here, is this better?

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That’s the ticket!

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