Human-shaped lead sarcophagus found under the floor of Notre Dame Cathedral to be opened. Cue heavy metal music.

[KathyPartdeux]

You want a lead coffin- it prevents zombie hulks.

[smut_clyde]

Experts from Egypt have expressed interest in excavating the site in a suitably respectful way.

[vernonbird]

@pesco

…the discovery of a human-shaped lead sarcophagus and other tombs…cue heavy metal music.

Seems to me that Death Metal would be more appropriate.

Opeth - Ghost of Perdition (Audio)

[PsiPhiGrrrl]

@leicester

nothing bad can come of this…

@Bobo

I’m a bit wary of opening something that potentially could be from the period of the black plague…

Now I’m sorry that I watched this version of 12 Monkeys.

[Doctor_Faustus]

I mean yeah. Those are pretty basic professional standards we adhere to. That doesn’t mean it’s grave robbery.

[almighty_bob]

This is not going to end well.
@Dennis_el_Campesino Why do you have to ruin things with facts? This was supposed to start the great vampire revival.

[Dennis_el_Campesino]

Sorry, its a personality flaw… I’m hyper-literal.

Here, is this better?

'Vampire Burial' An Effort to Prevent a Child's Infectious Return From the Grave

[almighty_bob]

That’s the ticket!