Hundreds of blackbirds mysteriously fell from New Jersey sky


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/12/29/hundreds-of-blackbirds-mysteri.html


More than 20,000 dead fish mysteriously washed up in Nova Scotia
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You were only waiting for this moment to arrive.


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Beware of low priced BlackBird Pies.


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Aw man, I was going to make a reference to that.

Used to go fishing in various ponds in Kansas and these guys were EVERYWHERE.


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Natural selection. The smart ones will stay the hell outta Joisey.


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These birds are crazy aggressive.


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They had just found out that Chris Christie was back in the state again.


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####WinterIsComing


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Obviously, they are warning us that the Earth’s magnetic field is going wonky. It’s absolutely the only explanation.


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No, no, no. The iron core has stopped spinning, and the magnetic field is going to collapse entirely. That is obviously the only explanation.


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Remember this?


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“Everbody hates 'Joisey, but somebody’s gotta live there!”


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Listen here, you lily livered nincompoop! My reasoning, to use a word, is clearly based on solid ignorance and fear! It surely trumps whatever it is you were doing.


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“Time for some bird problems in Cumberland County.”


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Why “beware”? 8 people were lucky to get blackbird pies at a great price! IU only hope they used their BB affiliate link.


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Some not-so-stealthy bombing, it would seem?


#18

Swamp gas?


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I swear it wasn’t me, I’m not even at home this week.


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“He who smelt it, dealt it.”