I am afraid


#63

A rope walks into a bar, sits down, orders a drink. The bartender says, “Hey buddy, we don’t serve ropes here.”

Dejected, the rope leaves. Outside he ties himself into a knot, tousles his hair, and walks back into the bar. The bartender stops him and says, “Hey! Aren’t you that rope I just sent out of here?”

To which the rope replies, “I am a frayed knot.”


#64

I handle spiders and snakes with my bare hands but centipedes freak me out.

Go figure.


#65

Aw, I can’t imagine why. They’re so CUTE!


#66

I am afraid of that gif.


#67

Actually, I kind of am too… eep!

Edit: Okay, I added a blur spoiler. Hope you feel better! :wink:


#68

That is the most romantic thing I’ve heard in years. Never let Mr. Jilly go.


#69

I’m afraid of A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes why.

Actually I’m afraid of anything really bad happening to any of my kids.


#70

#71

I’m afraid of not being allowed back into the country when we come back from holiday next month.


#72

Doesn’t a firework have its own oxidiser? Meaning you could probably fire it in a vacuum. Someone back me up here.

I’m afraid that i’ll be climbing that wall, i’ll be almost to the top, i’ll look down and see i haven’t clipped in. Ruh-roh.


#73

I’m afraid of becoming old, looking back, and thinking, “why did I waste it all.”


#74

Years of having a job tell me that you’re probably right, I’m afraid.


#75

Snapping turtles. I don’t poke them, because I know what they’re capable of.


#76

Hmmm, not sure if Fake News or just Fake…


#77

I’m afraid that pork is high in cholesterol.

[slinks away, slightly ashamed of self but chuckling]


#78

I’m afraid of wildfire. In central Texas, with the manic construction and consequent particulates in the often dry Austin air, not an irrational fear at all.


#79

One of my other fears is finding a snapping turtle on the road. I’ve rescued red-eared sliders and other turtles near creeks, and would face a grave moral crisis with a snapping turtle. So far only seen dead ones though.


#80

If I were a catfish noodler, THEN I’d be afraid of snappers.


#81

Florida?


#82

No.

YOUR BACKYARD

getting back into the spirit of this thread, hee hee