"I couldn't believe the amount" — American Airlines passenger's bags drenched in vomit

[frauenfelder]

Originally published at: Flight Horror: Drunk's Vomit Destroys Bags

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[robertmckenna]

Sounds like a drive in my car with a toddler.

[smut_clyde]

Shakes on a plane.

[Mister44]

The Goonies (1985) - Chunk's Full Confession (hilarious)

[anon76551318]

“Customer Relations has the final say in these matters. Please reach out to them directly for any further discussion.”

“Reach out” is one of those corporate speak phrases that pops up with dreary regularity. “Reach out to our customer service department.” “We reached out to the Senator’s office for comment.” “We’re reaching out to community members to better understand their needs.”

I wonder who popularized this particular piece of boilerplate. Could it have been the “Reach out and touch someone” ad campaign that blanketed the airwaves back in the Bell Telephone days?

[Mindysan33]

Where is that puke response emoji!!!

[SmilingDemon]

[SmilingDemon]

[leicester]

“We’re really not sure who’s vomit it was…
You can’t really dust for vomit…”

Spinal Tap Drumers

[hecep]

Questionable borderline obligatory.

[UUbuntu]

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life: The bucket scene (HD CLIP)

[Brainspore]

I wonder if the drunk passenger attempted to deny the provenance of said vomit.