Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/10/25/i-didnt-know-chipmunks-could.html
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Amazon review “my grandkids love this movie” your grandkids are on drugs. Full stop.
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And yes of course the villainous Exterminator is Russian.
That aspect of this ca. 2002 movie is initially* going to be very confusing to the intended Evangelical audience, who these days see Russian meddlers trying to undermine scientific expressions of the open society as their allies.
[* everyone becomes friends at the end, resolving the confusion]
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And everyone knows it except you.
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SPOILER:
“Jesus is like our booster rocket!”
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I made it as far as “Well, this is excit–” and noped right out. I hope they burned that stupid chipmunk with fire immediately after filming.
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Sooooo . . . do talking, intelligent chipmunks have souls? Was he created by God, or is the result of a genetic uplift program? Then there’s whole can of worms about interspecies dating.
DID THESE PEOPLE KNOW THE CAN OF WORMS THEY WERE OPENING?
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God is dead and Chadder killed him.
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“Space Mission Bible Camp” sounds like the name of a cheap experimental indie game on Steam itch.io desperately trying to sell itself on its ironic quirkiness alone. Especially with the chipmunk protagonist. Someone should get on that.
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They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
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How can one have a science related camp run by people who hate science?
Bible Thumper logic confuses me.
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Always the killing it with fire with you kids. Back in my day, we would kill it with a gentle tap on the temple with a lil’ ol twenty pound sledge. Those were more graceful days, I guess.
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Damn straight, Gramps. I’m not risking that abomination returning from the dead. Even zombies can’t survive being reduced to ashes.
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Dunno about that. Chuckie pretty much did (tho I don’t know if he quite rates as a zombie; close tho)
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The whole thing’s up on YouTube:
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