I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Maybe we could have safe-related quizzes while we wait for The Opening (or nuclear holocaust, whichever comes first).

I would start with Moon Knight:

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Jinx!

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They would just spray paint a “hole” on the safe, maybe showing gold bars or something…

…also, never hire a coyote as a locksmith, no matter how good his trompe-l’œil skillz are.

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Still not open yet?

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No waaay

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“Dear Dog… please bless this food we are about to receive.”

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Oh, man - whatever happened to my black leather vest?

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https://youtu.be/cY3tHQJegOM?t=4m00s

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