In order to open Robās safe
Iāve started a gofundme campaign to raise that $400 for @beschizza and crack this godforsaken safe once and for all.
Letās make this happen, people! Iāve kicked it off by contributing $50 to get us startedā¦ every $ helps!
Iām in, too. This has gone on long enough.
For Christās sake.
Okay, hereās the big question-
If we donate, and the safe turns out to be filled with banknotes or stock certificates or something, do the people who chipped in for the locksmith get a cut?
Because then Iām in for $25.
Iām pretty sure this will be inside
Only one way to find out, my friends.
Hire a locksmith to open that thing? No deal. If Iām going to contribute I want to see that thing opened up using the technique Robert De Niro employed in The Score: create a hole in the top with a thermic lance, fill the safe with water, insert a small explosive charge and let the shockwave blast the door open from the inside.
Deemed āplausibleā by Mythbusters!
Get a pants-less method actor to mock Rob by noting his resemblance to a character from childrenās entertainment?
Surely it wouldnāt be the first time for that sort of thingā¦
Although it destroyed the contents of the safeā¦
Yabut will my payment go to refashioning the now-closed Shopko in Bountiful, UT into a giant, lifelike statue of Jean Lafitte?*
*Asking for my chaotic neutral elven friendsā¦
Iām in. Will get to it by the end of the day.
You might not want to botherā¦
Since this has already been started, I will do it!
$403.99 stretch goal: Geraldo Rivera photograph placed lovingly on the safe as it is filmed being opened.
Iām in. Agree on the stretch goal. If we canāt make this an entertainment win, we should make it an epic fail
Not entirely!
This is about porn, right? I mean, it is isnāt it?
Why does GoFundMe want my zip code and first name? Isnāt my money good enough for them without my demographics?
Iām making a pledge in Donald trumpās name for negative eleventy million dollars and Iām nominating DB Cooper as āDoubloon Deliverymanā.
How much to have it opened by a locksmith in a chicken outfit?
They need it to charge your card. Same reason the gas pump needs a zip code these days. Iām actually surprised they didnāt need a full billing address.
Why did it take us this long to back Rob in a corner?!
There was nothing in Al Caponeās vault, but it wasnāt Geraldoās fault