Bust Rob's Safe Wide Open 🔐

A prediction:

The video will consist of Rob sitting on top of the long-ago opened EMPTY safe, wearing a $275 suit, lighting a $25 cigar with a burning $100 bill, all set to the tune of Never Gonna Give You Up.

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That’s well worth $400 IMO.

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For that, I’d go as high as $500- So he can have a nice bottle of champagne as well.

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The Geraldo photograph is what should go into the safe when it’s re-locked.

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If he was in your safe, you would have found the door open on the third day.

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What, was someone buried in it?

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True story, I wrote a review for my college newspaper on this book:

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Of course if such a thing existed, it would have the Trump name on it.

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This one.

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:astonished:

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Done. Empty skooma bottles, here we come!

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OMG! We need to read this review.

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I’ll see if I can dig it up. It’s in a file somewhere.

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…in Rob’s safe?

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Oh yeah, that’s where I put it!

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Someone get this man a $275 suit… or anything else :flushed:

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I’m in.

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