Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/31/safe-opened-by-looking-at-it.html
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Just look at it.
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I did, and it just popped open.
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Roger That!
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Damn. You’re amazing. WE are amazing. This whole BBS is god damned amazing.
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Wally, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
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Safe security is typically measured by the time required to break in. So this one would be like 15 seconds?
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So a shoe box at the back of any closet is equal…
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OK, now, no more LPL until he opens a lock without touching it, while blindfolded, just by listening to it.
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I saw the
“I Found a Locked Safe at the Back of my Closet and Blasted it Open with a Howitzer”
thread, and I must say… you are right… that was
something.
I don’t know what and I would prefer that we not go there just yet. I need to grab lunch first. Then, I might be ready for today’s Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride.
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Here, @beschizza have a cookie.
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Oh yeah, we are Friday’ing over here.
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It’d actually be better since it doesn’t look like a ‘safe’…
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I eagerly await the one that opens just by thinking about it.
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It is through will alone that I get the safe to open…
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I think the take away of these videos should be:
Don’t base your purchase on something important solely on the price and what Amazon sells. Do some research and maybe buy from an established brand (which I realize often times also has issues, but not usually so blatant:).
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I think I found the right one on Amazon. $20. Surprisingly it’s gun a pretty high review score. All the bad reviews are from people who had the lock break on them so they needed to pry it open, which they did easily.
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Never guess what I’m thinking about right now?
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10 of those were him scrambling the lock. I think he only took 5 to unlock it.
“Smart” safes have already been invented. You can hack them by Bluetooth.
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