Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/08/25/whats-inside-this-mysterious.html
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D. B. Cooper is inside.
“What’s inside this mysterious safe”
Oh boy! Here we go again!
The girl from The Lovely Bones?
beat me to it : )
I think @beschizza knows a guy.
A warning about the dread curse that will befall anyone who opens @beschizza’s safe
Nice; you beat me to it.
A little bit of mоist carpet.
It contains only viral marketing to push the museum idea through the town council.
So ‘Barre’ is pronounced ‘Berry’? Who knew?
If it isn’t bigger on the inside I’m not interested.
Welp guys, time to start over on “what’s inside the safe?” conversation again…
If you open it, the show is over.
No, if you never open it, the show is over. That’s where we are now. Opening it would be getting one last episode.
A ■■■■■ Jimmy Hoffa
Wow! Cool! My adjective got censored! Begins with “M” and ends with a “t.”
Let’s try it again, but standalone:
■■■■■.
where’s the Lockpicking Lawyer when we need him?
[Off-brand; I got it at a flea market]