What's inside this mysterious safe dropped in a farmer's field?

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/08/25/whats-inside-this-mysterious.html

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D. B. Cooper is inside.

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“What’s inside this mysterious safe”

Oh boy! Here we go again!

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The girl from The Lovely Bones?

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beat me to it : )

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I think @beschizza knows a guy.

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A warning about the dread curse that will befall anyone who opens @beschizza’s safe

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Nice; you beat me to it.

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A little bit of mоist carpet.

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It contains only viral marketing to push the museum idea through the town council.

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So ‘Barre’ is pronounced ‘Berry’? Who knew?

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If it isn’t bigger on the inside I’m not interested.

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Welp guys, time to start over on “what’s inside the safe?” conversation again…

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If you open it, the show is over.

No, if you never open it, the show is over. That’s where we are now. Opening it would be getting one last episode.

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A ■■■■■ Jimmy Hoffa

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Wow! Cool! My adjective got censored! Begins with “M” and ends with a “t.”

Let’s try it again, but standalone:

■■■■■.

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where’s the Lockpicking Lawyer when we need him?

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dawsons-ugly-cry

[Off-brand; I got it at a flea market]

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I think we can all agree

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(doubloons)

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