Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/27/old-safe-opened-nothing-insid.html
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Looks like it was filled with hopes and dreams for the future…
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you forgot to mention the combo was scrawled on the back of the safe.
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You’ve carved out a unique reporter’s beat for yourself, Rob. Niche journalism is the future.
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My career is safe.
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Pescoed:
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You have released it you fools.
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A perfect metaphor for the boomer generation.
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Pescoed AND we shamelessly mocked / @-tagged @beschizza in the comments. And yet, here we are.
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Should we be worried?
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Is it safe?
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It’s always safe to worry.
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Watch as he unlocks the secrets of Al Capone’s glove compartment!
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It was a collection of the most deadly pathogens…and we just released them!
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Someone opened it and stole the contents
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“Never gonna give you up…”
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Someone’s late to the safety dance @beschizza
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No! They let the ghosts out again!
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It wasn’t empty … It was filled with derry-air.
I salute you, citizens of Derry … longest set-up for a pun ever.
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Maybe the real treasure was time capsule contents were the friends we made along the way…
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