Old safe opened; nothing inside

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/27/old-safe-opened-nothing-insid.html

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Looks like it was filled with hopes and dreams for the future…

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you forgot to mention the combo was scrawled on the back of the safe.

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You’ve carved out a unique reporter’s beat for yourself, Rob. Niche journalism is the future.

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My career is safe.

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Pescoed:

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You have released it you fools.

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A perfect metaphor for the boomer generation.

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Pescoed AND we shamelessly mocked / @-tagged @beschizza in the comments. And yet, here we are.

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Should we be worried?

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Is it safe?

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It’s always safe to worry.

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Watch as he unlocks the secrets of Al Capone’s glove compartment!

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  1. It was a collection of the most deadly pathogens…and we just released them!

  2. Someone opened it and stole the contents

  3. “Never gonna give you up…”

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Someone’s late to the safety dance @beschizza

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No! They let the ghosts out again!

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It wasn’t empty … It was filled with derry-air.
I salute you, citizens of Derry … longest set-up for a pun ever.

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Maybe the real treasure was time capsule contents were the friends we made along the way…

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