I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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Okay, you asked for it.

And if that wasn’t enough of an earworm:

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Of course the safe will be opened…


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Let us start…

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(Any excuse is good to post Blondie songs.)

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Stretch goal: Get to 10,000 posts before Rob can open the safe. We can do this…

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I was amused to learn that “Night boat” is cockney rhyming slang for the welfare cheque.

“Night Boat” → “Night boat to Cairo” → Giro

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Man. For a few minutes, it was about 1989. I was wearing patent leather shoes and a houndstooth mini skirt, smoking a ridiculous thin cigarette in a parking lot in Reseda, California. Skinheads and mods were conducting parallel societies, coexisting but not interacting, just waiting to see Madness at the Chuck Landis Country Club.

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