I found a portafile covered by a blanket under my sofa

I bet there’s a cake in it.
If my knowledge of prison breaks is right, there’s usually a cake in the file.

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#Crowd-fund a mock-smith, stat!

 

oh wait looks like youve already done that

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Your smile is reward enough for me.

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I dropped my wife off at work. She never reads this bbs. She turned to me, “When is he going to open that portafile?”

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Twist away the portafile
Unlock the stupid thing
Give in to forum noise
Take a chance a brand new post
Twist away the portafile

Twist away, now twist and shout
Unlocking takes too long
But the safe is all we know
We pay to play the forum way
Twist away the portafile

The blanket’s real not made of steel

But the safe is all we know
Attention span is way too short
Twist away the portafile

The beginning was the safe of @beschizza
The ape regards his safe, he’s stuck on it
Repeats until’ he fails
Half a goon and half a mod
The portafile is steel

Twist away, now twist and shout
Unlocking takes too long
But the safe is all we know
We pay to play the forum way
Twist away the portafile

The blanket’s real not made of steel

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