I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand (well, I heard it through the grapevine)

God made man, but he used a monkey to do it.
Apes in the plan and we’re here to prove it.
I can walk like an ape, talk like an ape I can do what monkeys do

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The lord is a monkey.
She’s a black belt in karate
Sixty-nining with the pope in the butthole.

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Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don’t you know when you’re going to shock the monkey

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I’m a funky monkey junky
and I walk into the path of a lightning bolt.
I’ll be lightning, you’ll be lightning,
it’s electrifying.

:movie_camera: :movie_camera: :movie_camera: :movie_camera:

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And then came a sound. Distant at first, it grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space.
There were no screams. There was no time.
The mountain called Monkey had spoken.
There was only fire.
And then…
nothing.

( meta ok, it’s more of a spoken word poem or story with music than a song. But I couldn’t resist. )

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Hello darkness my old friend.
I think we’re alone now.
There doesn’t seem to be anyone around.

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I guess our song is over.

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This is the song that doesn’t end, yes, it goes on and on, my friend!

You can’t stop the music, nobody can stop the music.
Keep two loves apart, mend a broken heart, catch a fallin’ star? That’s much easier!

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Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are lookin’ good,
You’re everything a big bad wolf could want.

#meta In addition to resurrecting this thread I thought a Halloween theme would be appropriate for the month.

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no one’s gonna save you from the beast about strike

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If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night

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The little old lady from Pasadena?

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Ooh Its such a long, long way to Pasadena
Ooh just to find some air thats kind of cleaner

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Something in the air tonight…hold on…

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You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning
But didn’t, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That’s kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning
Now it’s too late, I’m on a thousand downers now, I’m drowsy

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Near the village, the peaceful village, the lion sleeps tonight.

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In the still of the night
I held you, held you so tight.

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Hold me, never let me go
Thrill me, walk me down the lane where shadows will be…
Kiss me, and when you do, I’ll know that you will…

Kill me?!

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Kiss them for me, I may be delayed
Kiss them for me, if I am delayed

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Your tongue is like poison
So swollen it fills up my mouth

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