Iced tea company stock soars after renaming itself "Long Blockchain"

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I’m sure I should know that reference, but I’m imagining a teleportation mechanism for Mexican revolutionaries…

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That can’t go wrong.

It sounds like cutting edge technologyish stuff!

Bubble? What stock market bubble?

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Ohmygod what’s the punchline?!?!

At the height of the dotcom bubble, the Zapata fish oil company tried to rebrand itself as zap.com and run a portal like Yahoo. It was dumb. This is dumb. We are in hell and forced to relive the dumbest parts of history forever.

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In other news, we now totally do paintings of blockchains and not dinosaurs or other paleocritters. Check out our webblock-chainsite.

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If someone decided to automate the process by automatically buying stocks based on their name, I stand by my statement :wink:

Somebody is winning from this, that’s for sure!

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