In social media rant, Trump declares that he is mentally stable and "like, really smart"

Bestest Presidency evah!

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Quick—someone tell Trump that his kids have been calling him names behind his back and watch as he publicly tears them apart before they have a chance to refute it.

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Maybe more like dancing Steven Seagal

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FTFY

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Kitty/dolphin chaser, STAT!
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I’m trying to imagine why more than one third of the adults eligible to vote in this country saw fit to vote for him. I don’t care whether they were listening to Fox, or the Russians, or even the Daily Stormer. They thought voting for Trump was a good idea.

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This definitely happened (or also happened?) in a clinic scene in House. A couple comes into the clinic because his poop is floating; it turns out he’s been cheating… on the vegan diet she’s insisted on for both of them.

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This has been a source of wonder for me as well. Were they not paying attention, or thinking, or…what?

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"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of palms suddenly met millions of faces.

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Trump’s rant instantaneously obliterates the objective of his rant. A self-cancelling operator (for you mathematicians out there).

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Let’s all sing Trump’s praise:
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Fair enough.

Trump: I have the best shat!!!

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Stable genius, fancy that, me too.

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Trump likes Gold right? He believes he is above normal men yes?

I’ve got someone that he MIGHT listen to giving sage advice about his dipshit behavior.

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That’s the best show in 2505!
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He’s the super-est. Definitely the biggest, most superest, bestest that anyone has ever seen in the history of the world. Also, he hit 18 holes in one the first time he played golf, and something about unicorns…

Wait, I lost track of which batshit idiot we’re talking about.

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Yeah and that’s what makes it inexcusable (and repeatable). The USA isn’t some third world country where half of the population has no access to media, the internet or is not able to read at all. Everyone knew what a person he was before voting.

He is the perfect caricature of the USA.

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I like money.

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