Injured parrot turns out to be soggy christmas hat


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#2

Ah yes but can it be trained to talk?


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#3

I realize it’s still early, but this is the best thing I’ve read today.


#4

Inb4 Python quotes


#5

obligatory: not dead, resting.


#6

This parrot has become a chapeau!


#7

It’s pining for the ski hills.


#8

Is the hat ok?


#9

THIS IS THE NEWS!


#10

“Awk! She’s a witch! She turned me into a hat! Awk!”


#11

“I got a hat.”
“Pray, does it talk?”
“Not really.”
"Well It’s hardly a bloody replacement, it it!?!


#12

Concerned enough to call animal rescue, not concerned enough to stop the car and check on the “injured parrot” for a moment?


#13

Hey, well they always tell us: “If you see something, say something!”


#14

“Remarkable hat, id’nit, squire? Lovely plumage!”


#15

“Why did the nearsighted haggis cross the road?”

“It wanted to help the parrot.”


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