Well, there was a story not long ago where the headline was something like “Officer Killed, Wife Injured in Shooting”. It was an attempted murder-suicide, actually, but the wife survived the murder half of it. Headline should have been “Officer Injures Wife, Kills Self”.
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Like sheriff Tex Tucker in the children’s show Four Feather Falls, magic guns that shoot by themselves.
The cat refused to speak to reporters.
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Good.
Fekk him.
Also, here’s a link to a documentary about cops killing dogs, that I supported on Kickstarter a few years back. Of Dogs and Men (Trailer) on Vimeo
The cop suffers from multiple personality disorder, and one of the others is Nelson?
During his extensive WEEKS of training, did it never come up that you shouldn’t try to shoot a dog at the same time you are kicking a dog? The same applies to innocent humans, of course, but that wouldn’t have come either.
A gun shot the cop.
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“Police officer shoots gunman threatening dog.”
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