Instead of hello, say heaven-o!

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Personally, I prefer:

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Attempts to force linguistic change for ideological reasons are always hilariously misguided when other people do it.

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Perfect on a pillow.

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I usually just say Good Day.

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An “oh” pillow for your “O” face!

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FTFY :smiley:

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Can you believe Felicia, Patton, and Jonah are on the new mst3k?

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Hey-diddly-ho, neighborinos!

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and

Am a bit surprised a Texan would be workin’ to change our state’s perfectly acceptable greeting vocabulary, but then again it’s hard to keep up on all the missions enthusiastic Texas “Babtists” undertake around here.

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Sup?

See, that points to heaven and isn’t dorky.

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I KNEW IT! You’re really the goddamn Batman!

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Batman don’t say halloo halloo. That’s Winnie the Pooh.

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I often use the good old Latin ave.

Sometimes, when in darker mood, the longer version, Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant.

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I’ll be using ‘bulbous salutations’ as a greeting from now on.

Or maybe ‘hullo’, when I’m in Humberside.

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Sometimes I use “ahoy”, or “ahoy, there”. But not often.

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It does seem a little more friendly than my go to greeting of “Make any sudden movements and you’re dead”, but to each their own…

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