Instead of hello, say heaven-o!

And of course the etymology of hello has nothing to do with hell.

Apparently its Middle French origin is a word that means “ahoy there!”

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Henry Hill: Heaven-o, Tommy.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean Heaven-o? Are you saying I should be dead? Are you saying that I should be with the angels and away from the earth?!
Henry Hill: Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!

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Wow. You can really put the word “maybe” in front of nearly anything.

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maybe you’re right

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I prefer “limb-o.”

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I usually avoid greetings and closings in meatspace conversations. I am the person who mysteriously appears partway into the discussion, and then mysteriously vanished just before it is over.

But if I need to greet people, I usually use: “greetings”, “halloo-halloo”, or “aloha”.

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I had never heard of this before. Fortunately, forewarned is forearmed so if anyone says heaven-o to me I will reply fuck you-o.

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Every time you refer to Leonso Canales by his given name, you promote a negative attitude by calling him “so anal.”

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Heave no? Heave YES!

HEAVE! HEAVE! UP WITH HEAVING!

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Maybe there is not much wrong with that :wink:

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Heave Ho!!!

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Dude was clearly homonymphobic.

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Just what is this “taking out newspapers” of which you speak?
I would think that a newspaper would be the very opposite of a ‘cheep date.’

Spaghetti-o.

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No love for Ahoy-hoy?

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Hebbo! http://youtu.be/ZzmhIlW15qw

Empty-Non-Existence-O?

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Hey Ho Spaghetti Oh, is the generally accepted greeting in my part of the world.

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Tally-ho!

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