Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/04/26/movie-theater-changed-hellbo.html
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Well, Garsh dang it, if that ain’t the darn tootnest thing I ever did see…
Obligatory:
Heck to Eternity.
They should change the Avengers movie title to Achievers. Avenge is such a violent word.
And yet I bet there’s a fire-and-brimstone preacher on the radio just down the road talking about Hell in no uncertain terms, over and over and over. . . .
It’s still rated R though. Sorry, kids!
Hope they cover the recent front page of the NY Times in those areas.
Funny, I’d like to see what this “Heckboy” is up to!
“We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won’t allow them to write ‘fuck’ on their airplanes because it’s obscene.” – Col. Kurtz, “Apocalypse Now”
That’s a real ballsy move for a town called Dickson…
…I’ll just … see myself out for that one…
Aitch Eee Double Hockey Sticks Boy
I’m going to heck in a hand basket.
but they’re just fine living in Dickson?
What the heck does that mean?
Why, that’s just down the road from Gobbler’s Knob…
Obligatory Groundhog’s Day reference, because now you have that damn polka jingle stuck in my head:
I guess there wasn’t space on the marquee for “H-E-double-hockey-sticks-Boy.”