Instead of hello, say heaven-o!


#1

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#2

I can read his proposed better alternative only as “heaven no”, even when pesco tried to help me with the spelling ‘heaven-o’.


#3

I think a reasonable middle ground would be to tone it down to “hecko”.


#4

OH crap, I have been saying, “heave no!” this whole time.


#5

Reincarnation-O!

(Also: an excellent breakfast cereal)


#6

Hell-no.


#7

Greetings Starfighter!


#8

…well the first time around anyway!


#9

frankly i’d prefer “hail satan” to “heaven-o”


#10

Or Heil Santa if we’re being seasonal!

Did I do that right?


#11

That’s for greetings on the high seas.


#12

Have a Christ-y Christmachrist, you assholes!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal


#13

ahoy-hoy!


#14

I can’t help but read that in a THICK scottish brogue. :slight_smile:


#15

This is also a good name for an anti-bullemia campaign.


#16

Me, I’m going back to ‘hollo’.


#17

I’m sticking with the classic “Ahoy!” I think Alexander Graham Bell approves.


#18

How about “Hi de ho”?


#19

Hi De Ho, you say?


#20

Greetings, programs!