Instead of hello, say heaven-o!

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I can read his proposed better alternative only as “heaven no”, even when pesco tried to help me with the spelling ‘heaven-o’.

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I think a reasonable middle ground would be to tone it down to “hecko”.

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OH crap, I have been saying, “heave no!” this whole time.

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Reincarnation-O!

(Also: an excellent breakfast cereal)

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Hell-no.

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Greetings Starfighter!

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…well the first time around anyway!

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frankly i’d prefer “hail satan” to “heaven-o”

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Or Heil Santa if we’re being seasonal!

Did I do that right?

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That’s for greetings on the high seas.

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Have a Christ-y Christmachrist, you assholes!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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ahoy-hoy!

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I can’t help but read that in a THICK scottish brogue. :slight_smile:

This is also a good name for an anti-bullemia campaign.

Me, I’m going back to ‘hollo’.

I’m sticking with the classic “Ahoy!” I think Alexander Graham Bell approves.

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How about “Hi de ho”?

Hi De Ho, you say?

Greetings, programs!

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