I can read his proposed better alternative only as “heaven no”, even when pesco tried to help me with the spelling ‘heaven-o’.
I think a reasonable middle ground would be to tone it down to “hecko”.
OH crap, I have been saying, “heave no!” this whole time.
Reincarnation-O!
(Also: an excellent breakfast cereal)
Hell-no.
Greetings Starfighter!
…well the first time around anyway!
frankly i’d prefer “hail satan” to “heaven-o”
Or Heil Santa if we’re being seasonal!
Did I do that right?
That’s for greetings on the high seas.
Have a Christ-y Christmachrist, you assholes!
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
ahoy-hoy!
I can’t help but read that in a THICK scottish brogue. 
This is also a good name for an anti-bullemia campaign.
Me, I’m going back to ‘hollo’.
I’m sticking with the classic “Ahoy!” I think Alexander Graham Bell approves.
How about “Hi de ho”?
Hi De Ho, you say?
Greetings, programs!
