Instead of hello, say heaven-o!

[pesco]

[Read the post]

[renke]

@pesco

“We promote a negative attitude every time we greet someone,”

I can read his proposed better alternative only as “heaven no”, even when pesco tried to help me with the spelling ‘heaven-o’.

[brzap]

I think a reasonable middle ground would be to tone it down to “hecko”.

[Mister44]

OH crap, I have been saying, “heave no!” this whole time.

[William_Holz]

Reincarnation-O!

(Also: an excellent breakfast cereal)

[Bemopolis]

Hell-no.

[sgtcrispy]

Greetings Starfighter!

[redesigned]

@William_Holz

Reincarnation-O!
(Also: an excellent breakfast cereal)

…well the first time around anyway!

[redesigned]

frankly i’d prefer “hail satan” to “heaven-o”

[William_Holz]

@redesigned

frankly i’d prefer “hail satan” to “heaven-o”

Or Heil Santa if we’re being seasonal!

Did I do that right?

[jackbird]

That’s for greetings on the high seas.

[Ratel]

Have a Christ-y Christmachrist, you assholes!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

[TooGoodToCheck_]

ahoy-hoy!

[redesigned]

@Mister44

OH crap, I have been saying, “heave no!” this whole time.

I can’t help but read that in a THICK scottish brogue.

[eliterrell]

This is also a good name for an anti-bullemia campaign.

[thaumatechnicia]

Me, I’m going back to ‘hollo’.

[Skeptic]

I’m sticking with the classic “Ahoy!” I think Alexander Graham Bell approves.

[Mister44]

How about “Hi de ho”?

[TooGoodToCheck_]

Hi De Ho, you say?

[Gamen]

Greetings, programs!