Interview with the guy who stole moon rocks from NASA so he could have sex with his girlfriend on them


#1

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#2

Was her name Alice?
“One of these days Alice—pow! Straight to the Moon!”
Show: The Honeymooners


#3

Stealing the rocks, worth it. (I for one would love to hold a decent sized chunk of moon rock, even if on the conscious level I know it is mostly just some lousy olivine breccia.)
Getting caught, not worth it.


#4

Whatever gets your rocks off…


#5

FTFY…


#6

That sort of fetishism would be the almost inevitable result of all those rocket/penis metaphors.


#7

Really now, do you expect any less from a guy named Thad?


#8

Um, ow. I mean, aren’t most of them basalt without the added benefit of water and wind wearing down the sharp corners?


#9

I think the moon rock sex scars would be a bragging point.


#10

Selling them on eBay? Really? And everybody was supposed to just… not notice?


#11

Like, I can’t even be mad.


#12

Yeah, I gotta admit, I kind of respect that.

Selling the used rocks on ebay, though, that lacked class.


#13

Yeah, I kind of would.


#14

But that awe does not live within those rocks. It belongs to all of us. From experience I can say that there are more appropriate, and more productive, ways to come face-to-face with our magnificent insignificance than stealing a piece of the moon.

Sounds like Thad had a LOT of time for reflection in those 100 months.


#15

Those rocks likely got him more sex then he was anticipating.

(~insert your own moon probe joke here~)


#16

With post-coital cosmic debris.


#17

I sense you’re about to waste your time on me. I suggest that you do not.


#18

I think he was just trying to cure his asthma too.


#19

He would have had to wash them thoroughly not to be in violation of eBay’s policies.


#20

Damn kids, get off my rocks!